put my money on the monkey: Archive

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art should have never been anything more than a hobby. now it just takes up money and space

Dec 31st

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GUYS

thanks for sending me messages even though i’m such a dick. you are all too cool for me

Dec 30th

verticalvest asked: Why do you have to cut off legs?

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: Looking through your tumblr, I don't really have much of an idea about your taste in music. Do you have some favourite musicians/songs/etc. you would like to share? (I always find that talking about bands I like is -really- embarrassing, so it's okay if you don't want to answer)

Dec 30th

musemedley asked: what kind of bagel is best and how do you prefer to eat it?

(i ask this assuming you like bagels to begin with because if not something is very wrong here.)

Dec 30th

the other worst part about living in washington

is when i tell people i’m from seattle, and they ask me how much coffee i drink every day, and i tell them i don’t like coffee, and they act all surprised and offended

Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: Favourite sandwich

Dec 30th

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goatygoatyeah asked: Holy smokes someone other than me asked something goat-related???? Whoa??????

Dec 30th

goatygoatyeah asked: Do you like living in Washington? It sounds like a cool place and I do not like New York all that much

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: What is your opinion on goats?

Dec 30th

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crocolate asked: I guess I will stop being shy and say something on your thing. But I really look up to you as an artist! You seem to be a really awesome person, and I love seeing everything you draw. KEEP BEING AWESOME.
(I also just realized that you watch me on FA and that makes me feel really special!)

Dec 30th

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prawnsy-deactivated20110529 asked: we don't know eachother very well but you are a cool bro and you live in seattle too so we should get to know eachother. YEAH.
ok i'll go back to being awkward over here.

Dec 30th

goatygoatyeah asked: I'm the best one, I'm the best

Dec 30th

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enlightening conversations

my mom thinks i should seek counseling! oh boy!

Dec 30th

verticalvest asked: You are a huge guilt tripper. So Mackenzie and I, after our daily battle to get me out of bed, are now going to collaborate on a question just for you.

"I'm not sure what we should ask," Mackenzie moans.
"Fear not," I respond gallantly, "together our brains are more powerful than a mountain of Superman."

What's your...

Dec 30th

jk guys

how did you guys know i didn’t really want messages in my inbox? everyone passed the test except gotiki. you all got first place. you guys won.

Dec 29th

goatygoatyeah asked: are you ever gonna go on aim >:|

Dec 29th

goatygoatyeah asked: whatup

Dec 29th

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leave me messages!

hey guysss, ask me questions or tell me things or maybe link me to some fun art memes or cool music videos or something idk

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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ponce! you’re a g-g-g… DEAD GUY

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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merry crimmus guys i got a casio cdp 100 and some chocolate B)

Dec 26th

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Dec 23rd

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oh my god homestarrunner.com updated

Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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airport purgatory 2010

my original plans were florence —> frankfurt at 6:55am and then frankfurt —> seattle at 10:05, but it ended up being florence —> pisa —> frankfurt —> new york —> north carolina —> seattle over the course of two days. at least i didn’t have to fly out of heathrow, heyy-ooo

Dec 22nd

on hold

having a heart attack every time the recorded voice intervenes to tell me they appreciate my patience

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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the taxi company isn’t even answering their phones! way to be professionals, guys!

Dec 19th

lotta flights being canceled. i’m being kicked out of my apartment by tomorrow and if my flight is canceled i don’t know what i’m gonna do. and if it’s delayed then there’s a good chance i’ll be stuck in frankfurt. oh hoho i don’t know how to deal with this

Dec 19th

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